Grab my butt pls.



officialsailor:

voguememoirs:

gang0fwolves:

" you should come to Florida "

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preach.

I went down there and kids were protesting in the streets for a Latina kid I think who was run over in the streets he was in high school

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fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

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This Pomeranian apparently got so upset with his new haircut that he started standing and walking around on his hind legs after he got back from the groomers…for 2 days.

luc-ienn:

thatonenarga:

toastradamus:

gayspicy:

unamusedsloth:

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And here he is before his haircut.

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Stop Him

too strong

He is evolving…

Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk

(via linksideburns)

weepingwitch:

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned in all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

it’s ironic because this is actually the process for mainstream society to recognize you as trans

(via linksideburns)

concentrationlamp:

Sometimes I feel like I might finally be content with the way I look, and then I look in the mirror and it’s like

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(Source: hotwinger, via insideacupcake)

2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender

(via thirstywhitemom)

Anonymous: I gave my boyfriend a handjob under our table in olive garden

killer-titz:

olivegarden:

i’m calling the official president of the usa 

applescruff-s:

chief-blue-meanie:

chief-blue-meanie:

“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.

She is not happy.” 

I’ve given up trying to make them normal.

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ok and now there’s another one

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this is great

(via spooky-eater)

plop-alot:

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(via diet-tampon)

pussyclench:

me: do you eat ass?
boy: no, but—

me: image

(via pizza)

perriencess:

i wish i was one of those blogs that give people heart attack by reblogging their stuff

(Source: leiqhannes, via bolognesa)

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