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K, I'm Kyla, I'm a feg.

Sarcasm is the only thing I'm passionate about.
tbh Future husband

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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Posted 5 hours ago With 330,639 notes

bolognesa:

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oh yes, some good light reading before bed

Posted 5 hours ago With 175 notes

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

Posted 15 hours ago With 53,362 notes

nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

Posted 2 days ago With 153,780 notes

officialwhitegirls:

officialwhitegirls:

it’s almost 4/20 you know what that means

yes it means it’s almost time for chocolates to go on sale haha I love easter

Posted 2 days ago With 10,031 notes

snapchatting:

itsmydarkesthour:

snapchatting:

mango? why not womango? end sexism now

womango make me a sandwich :P

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Posted 2 days ago With 120,354 notes

stoneotis:

seriously if u wanna be friends just send me hi 

Posted 2 days ago With 183,417 notes

I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.

Posted 2 days ago With 34,718 notes